Friday, January 16, 2009

Looking for Another Charm School (Rock of Love Bus)

Hello guys! I'm sure everyone remembers those two times some rapper decided to look for love by selecting a few girls to go on a show and compete for him. Then the guy finds out the show is not working for him and tries to do another one but ends up going off with some random chick he got pregnant long ago...wait...this is the wrong show I'm thinking of. I'm sure everyone remembers some ROCK 'N ROLL star who tried to find love out of a x amount of girls. This guy tried twice and lost twice. His girls ended up on a Charm School to try and rid the evil, sluttness, whatever you want to call it out of them (I don't know why the Deans did not just pour holy water on to them and call it a day). Some improved themselves and others with red hair did not (guess who).

If you do not know that by talking about a show that is going by the same formula as Flavor of Love that I am refering to Rock of Love then you probably need help. Unfortantly Bret Micheals has two daughters at home. If that fact does not make you sick or scared in the least and you are female then I'm sure a fourth season of Rock of Love will be just for you. Why? Becuase Rock of Love Bus requires most of the female contestants to almost lack as much morals as possible. Porn stars, groupies, pin up girls, drunk girls, nymphos, you name it they are on the show. But this show is not going to be about loose women locked in the same old house again. Bret Micheals has decided to bring the girls with him on his tour buses while he does his tours.

This provides a refreshing challenge since Bret has to be at certian cities at certian times. So if someone is not ready to leave the room (probably becuase they packed so much stuff) then they might just get left behind. Some of the eliminations are cut short as well due to this time limit. So these girls not only have to be the best for Bret but they also have to know how to use their time wiesly. There still are girls that are willing to nearly fight to the death for someone they really just met. There still are girls who never heard of modesty. There are also girls who can not be placed into a category.

Never have I seen a show where my favorite person is a pin up girl. Why? Because she knows how to dress and saves what she does for work at work. In other words...she knows what modesty is. Bret Micheals can not be brought by sluttness alone. A few watchers might have had a heart attack two weeks ago when the rock star kicked a girl off for showing her "lady" parts on a bar table. He also confused people last week for kicking off girls who wanted to keep to one man. So no one is entirely too sure what Bret really wants. But who cares? We are really watching to see who gets kicked off for what stupid reason, who fights who, and how desperate can someone get for attention. By the way, these girls can get pretty desperate. So if you are an emotional sadists then this show is for you.